Mom likes to hide the squeaky ball in the soda boxes. The first time she did that, it took me a long time to get it out of there--that sucker just rolls around and every time I grab it with my big mouth, the stupid soda box gets stuck on my snot-locker, which causes mom to roll on the floor in fits.
I usually tear them up, but I managed to get it out of there this time without tearing the box up. AND I get get that squeaky ball out of there in less than five minutes now!
And while I'm at it, Athena, when are you gonna bring your sexy self over here so I can sniff your butt?? I'm getting tired of just sniffing the squeaky ball. I want the real thing!!
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Hi Rambo you big sexy thing! My Mom went to walmart and left the puter on and I saw this! If mom would leave me alone for a while I could figure out how to get out of the house and come and see you and Aunty Cheryl! That squeaky ball was my favorite too! Mom bought me another one and that red head that Mom brought home in Feb stoled it and buried it somewhere in the yard. You need to come up here and help me figure out to get rid of the redhead! Mom calls her Savanna Grace. That is a stupid name. My name is a whole lot better! I better go before Mom gets home and finds me on the puter again!
Sniff Sniff,
Athena!
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